[Salon] The Pentagon apparently is opting to command future nuclear wars from safely inside used commercial airliners

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Military intelligence for the rest of us,
from POGO's Mark Thompson.

May 15, 2024

Washington, DC

This week in The Bunker: The Pentagon apparently is opting to command future nuclear wars from safely inside used commercial airliners; the Department of Veterans Affairs’ selfish self-inflicted scandal; the nuclear arms race continues atom infinitum; and more.

PRE-OWNED PROCUREMENT

Bargains for the brass

For decades, the U.S. has unloaded tons of used military gear to foreign countries. We’re not talking shiny new F-35 jets here, but pre-owned equipment like warships, patrol craft, armor, and fighter aircraft (sometimes laundered through a third country so the third country can afford F-35s). Heck, the Pentagon even has a term — “Excess Defense Articles” — for lots of the stuff. The EDA program transfers “excess defense equipment to foreign governments or international organizations … for modernization of partner forces,” the Pentagon says. They’re provided “at a reduced price (based on the condition of the equipment) or as a grant.” Think of it as the eBay of Death & Destruction.

Yet it seems unfair that such bargain-hunting should be a one-way street. That’s why U.S. taxpayers should take heart following the May 8 news that the Pentagon’s next fleet of “Doomsday” planes apparently are going to be used South Korean airliners. These flying command posts allow senior U.S. military officers — and maybe even the President — to wage nuclear war safely above the blast, fire, and fallout affecting those of us left on the ground.

This marks a second win for those skinflints running the Pentagon. The Defense Department acquired its newest pair of Air Force Ones after the Russian airliner that originally bought the two 747s went belly-up. Of course, there are two ways to view these transactions. Sure, they’re a relative bargain (for the taxpayer, if not for builder Boeing, in the case of the Air Force Ones). But there seems something slightly amiss, from here, about American presidents and U.S. nuclear-war commanders going up in hand-me-downs.

Then again, it’s kind of fitting, because it lets those actually doing the fighting get the brandy-newest hardware. Turns out that after earmarking more than $2 trillion for the F-35, there’s not enough money left over to buy new planes for the brass.

SPEAKING OF THE BRASS

VA bosses pocket bonuses not meant for them

Too often, critics blast the Department of Veterans Affairs when it’s actually doing a pretty good job. Then, all that good work is blown to smithereens by something like the May 9 report (PDF) by the VA’s own inspector general. The report’s title included worrisome words: “Improperly,” “Million,” “Incentives,” and “Central Office Senior Executives” — never a promising combination.

The IG reported how the agency paid out nearly $11 million in bonuses to 182 senior officials at VA headquarters last year. Several pocketed more than $100,000 each. The average bonus was about $59,000, 25% (PDF) of their salary.

The cash came from additional funds provided by Congress to beef up the VA’s frontline staff to handle billions of dollars in expanded veterans’ benefits. VA Secretary Denis McDonough halted the payouts when he learned of them last September and ordered them repaid (which remains a work in progress [PDF]). Problems like this tend to surface when there’s too much money sloshing around. The VA is now the U.S. government’s fifth most-costly agency, its budget soaring (PDF) from $37.5 billion in 1995 to $297.8 billion last year.

What’s amazing about the 93-page report are the verbal somersaults done by the top managers in the VA’s two biggest offices — the Veterans Health Administration and the Veterans Benefits Administration — to explain the plunder.

What’s even more amazing is how the VA’s third major office dealt with the matter. “National Cemetery Administration leaders were aware that VHA and VBA were planning to issue [such bonuses] to senior executives at [the VA’s central office], but they decided against offering them because, according to the principal deputy under secretary for memorial affairs, they did not believe they had ‘a justifiable reason to do so,’” the IG report said (PDF).

Imagine that.

Oh, by the way: the VA awarded similar bonuses totaling another $10 million to about 200 senior VA officials (an average of $50,000 each) working outside D.C. The IG has recommended (PDF)that the VA investigate those payments, too.